The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 46

All of my ideas have been shot down at work lately. I am on one hell of a cold streak.

 

One time I got a friend this crazy lookin' d*ldo as a bday present for sheer embarrassment. The prank backfired when my bandmates at the time opened my trunk to load up after practice and found this crazy fuckin' d*ldo in my trunk and It was really tough to explain myself

 

The last gift he got me was a novelty picture of some parrots that says "Greetings from the US Virgin Islands" and the parrot's heads are taped over with some other family's faces

He apparently found it at goodwill

It's on my desk at work

 

Tattoo's I want:
Sylveon
Sailor Jupiter

Something from this guy, who I JUST missed in NYC

Something from this guy in Florence

something from this guy in in Korea

Probs this panel

 

should've tried to play it off like it was a new instrument

 

You gotta get a Sylveon tattoo

You also just made me realize I want a Mimikyu tattoo

 

"You've never played a rubber skin flute"?

 

yes

 

is that @CoffeeEyes17 and his wife

 

yeah I would actually love some grisly horror tattoos but yeah almost no one would react positively to that lol

 

lucifer tattoos lol

 

I forgot to tell y'all about my dream last night! So I mentioned I've been trying to reconnect with my friend and it's not been going well, her apathy is really stinging right now so I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with her and Pauly D from Jersey Shore (??????) but Pauly D was like the sweetest guy ever (???????) and I am not sure what his point in the plot was except to kind of be around helping me (with idk what) but then my friend showed up and we were going to talk and even though I wanted to talk to her I instead went to the bathroom and went out the window and started running away

Lollll okay brain I can take a hint

 

Felicity has a name you monster

 

Did I just wind up in the Thrice thread?

 

hold up a bud light

 

I always really really liked this angel and demon tattoo that Anthony Green has

 

once I had a dream that I went to a donut shop owned by the Obama’s

 

think my next tattoo will be of a maneki-neko

 

I'll probably never get a tattoo but I'd get the Thursday dove if I wasn't a coward.

Probably in red or black.

Probably red.

 

coward

 

If I had any interest in tattoos at all, this would be the one I'd get.

 

got any more Dunkin coupons, lj?

I wanna impress my lady with my thriftiness

I didn't mean it btw. you're brave and kind

 

my first tattoo was that damn Thrice symbol that everyone in high school made fun of me for.

 

fuck 'em