The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 34

my department was done working at around 7:30 pm but my supervisor gave me a call to go help out another department.

so instead of being done with work early and heading home I had to still work a full shift for another department.

LET ME COMPLAIN

 

@Colby Searcy good deal, make sure to clip the coupon on the page.

 

wow you must really love me if you're willing to lie to your wife about me in order to get her to agree to let me crash with you. that's so sweet daddy aww

 

She said no.

 

there's always tomorrow

and the day after that

and the day after that

and the day after that

 

I lied, I didn't ask her.

Probably won't, idk.

 

No complaints here fucker

 

i knew it!

i absolutely will not have enough money for a plane ticket to the the states by the time acl happens so don't worry about it

 

Is acl short for some band name?

 

alien cant larm

 

And with that, I have no further inquiries about it.

 

Fame, do you not sleep?

 

LIKE AT ALL

 

Also shut up dan

 

sleep is for the weak, rob

 

oKaY OlI SyKeS

 

Anterior cruciate ligament

 

Knew I was gonna get wonky answers so I googled it. Nice fucking try.

 

Mine is technically the truth

 

I suppose. But I don't remember people usually traveling to Texas for those, but I'm not a medical professional, so who knows.

 

That’s a question for @Mr. Serotonin

 

About 30% chance

I parked on Hollywood and highland today and I drove by the vin diesel wax sculpture. I wanted to take a picture with it because your dumbass thought it was real but it wasn’t worth the 5 minute walk to get like 8 likes

 

I mean technically it is real

 

This the face of a man who’s about to fuck