The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 12

R U O K

 

Who

 

I’m not reading the whole thread but what sins have been committed today?

 

Dylan

 

guess it can't get any worse from here

 

"Close door" elevator button too

 

Apparently it’s a ghost town at school because of the threat of their being a shooting today. Police determined there was no legitimacy to the threat but my professor canceled class anyway, which is good cause I wasn’t gonna go

 

@Dog with a Blog when will you be at work today? I’m going to barge in and scream that you owe me cummies

 

Gonna get Pho tonight

 

Nice

 

Now I've got Mike Jones stuck in my head

 

It’s a shame dylan’s thread didn’t work out.

 

who

 

No you’re not

 

281-330-8004

 

cleaned my bathroom for this girl I'm seeing. don't want her to see how gross I really am. that's how I know I really like her

tub is love

 

I had like 8 robo calls pretending to be from the social security department. I should have given them some combination of 69 and 420 instead of ignoring it.

 

Nothing gets me to clean my room faster than having a girl over

 

Or Culver’s

 

Oh, new thread nice

I came home and laid on the couch for an hour contemplating my life so that was fun

Thank god im seeing Detective Pikachu tonight to hopefully lift my spirits

 

I'm seeing it tonight too after all wooooo

My showing is at 650 when is yours

 

What did everyone have for lunch @Mr. Serotonin

 

A protein bar

 

Chicken Waldorf Salad