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Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [Archived] Soccer • Page 261

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Melody Bot, Mar 13, 2015.

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  1. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    Fabian and JAB are injured?
     
  2. Why is Orozco playing? Why no Pulisic or Nagbe in a more-or-less meaningless game? Why why why why
     
  3. I didn't even notice Brooks isn't starting either.

    Haha wow
     
  4. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    Could not BELIEVE
    We're the bottom dwellers, looks like. :cheers:

    Y'all are really missing Oba, huh?
     
  5. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    Haha, seriously.

    It's been established that we won't get in Pulisic or Nagbe in a meaningful game, and now we know we won't get them in a meaningless game either.

    Which literally leaves no other type of game for them to appear in.
     
  6. clucky

    Prestigious Supporter

    Yeah having Oba wouldn't necessarily make is a good team this year, but we'd certainly be a heck of a lot better.
     
  7. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    Is there a US soccer drinking game? Like "Timmy gets beat near post, take a swig" or something?
     
  8. Embarrassing crowd turnout
     
  9. MattLikesSsips

    Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

    Finish your drink every time the camera turns to Klinsmann clapping after a poor possession.
     
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  10. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I make doubles so this'll get dangerous.
     
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  11. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    Went to get Whataburger so I can just start the self-loathing right away.

    Sure I missed a thrilling opening 6 minutes. Let's steal this one, boys.
     
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  12. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    Truly feel like we'd be best friends in real life sometimes because of sentences like this.
     
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  13. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    The strongest bonds are formed over a couple A1 Thick and Hearty's.

    Strong because they're built on shame, but strong nonetheless.
     
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  14. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    No shame. Just love and mutual respect.
     
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  15. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    Wait..do they even have Whataburger in Tennessee???
     
  16. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    We had them in Tampa where I grew up. It's been about a decade since I ate there, though.
     
  17. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    I'm sincerely sorry.
    It's the absolute best.

    That sincere sorry goes to everyone in this thread who doesn't have it around....which I think is everybody? haha
     
  18. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I miss the Cuban food more, tbh @Jeff, but we got some killer Mexican joints around here where I go for my shame meals.
     
  19. pshhh I'm planning on getting Swenson's later tonight so I'm gooood
     
  20. Jeff

    Regular Prestigious

    I'm living in Austin until the end of August, and the food around me has been UNREAL. This city rules.

    I actually feel like I sell myself short when I get food from chains, there's so much local stuff here.
     
  21. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I'd pay a lot of money to see our players throw themselves to the ground at the slightest touch tonight. I'd piss myself laughing probably.
     
  22. enlliac

    The Real Azor Ahai

    I'm in NC and we have Cookout so I think I'm okay
     
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  23. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    When did Colombian fans pick up the homophobic chants? Ugh.
     
  24. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    EVERYONE talks about Cookout, but I've never been. The one here is on campus and when I'm on campus, I'm always on the opposite side from there.
     
  25. I miss Cookout so much.

    I'm stuck with In-n-Out and it's overrated.
     
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