DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1359

I'll go take some pictures of my beautiful country after my nap later so you can all see what you're missing out on

 

Dont hit it too hard, might need that someday

 

Don't care about potato fields here in America we have freedom

 

L...J...

 

Do we, though?

 

Just watching out for him. He likes to hit sacks and slap cups sounds like a thing for him.

No kink shame though.

 

When I was in 6th grade we had to do a report on a country and I chose Ireland. For a long time it was my #1 destination. That’s all.

 

You're so thoughtful and caring, Daddy. We stan.

 

It's a terrible place, but it's my terrible place.

 

All 5 of these movies are exactly the same apparently.

 

I liked A Walk to Remember as a kid ngl. Wtf happened to Shane West

 

Well Sparks only had 1 shitty idea and rode that for fame and so much money. Jealous.

 

For some reason I just realized @alien sexist has an accent

 

All Nicholas Sparks novels are the same

 

No, I don't

 

Prove it

 

Coward

 

someone pretty and white dies too young or experiences grief
it's a vaguely country setting

 

takeallmymoney.jpeg

 

Lmao yes!! And when I was going to school in NC I was in a creative writing class and he came and spoke at my school and my class was invited to watch and I had to be subjected to his horrible ego, he really thinks he is an incredible novelist I could not believe the arrogance.

 

@Dog with a Blog sounds like Dave Franco

 

Yeah in high school that was a tearjerker haha. I don't think I've seen any of the other ones. But even aside from the plots these 5 movies all have almost the exact same cover art.

 

I mean he's rich af and like a dozen of his books became movies so I can't blame him, I also hated The Notebook and would probably dislike the rest of his stuff
grief porn isn't for me, I don't get This Is Us at all

 

what do I sound like