DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1325

Brb photoshopping this

 

true but I feel like no one actually finds Jeff Dunham or Kevin James funny at least no one I would ever be friends with

 

I’ve gone on double dates with both of them you prick

 

I trusted you

 

There's someone smashing the doors/walls and yelling into their phone in my apartment building? Like it was going on for 20 minutes I think I just realized they are locked out of their apartment or something idk but I was legitimately scared for awhile there come on people panic disorder over here....

 

ALFM
plus I tell you you're handsome all the time

 

I’m just kidding I just wanted to call you an asshole. It’s ok I have a basketball head I have accepted it

 

do it

 

Don't be mean to Ian you asshole

 

I’m a bully at heart

 

Bullying rules imo

 

I jus want to let everyone know that despite his terrible memes @ComedownMachine is a good person.

I’m sure @Dog with a Blog would agree on that.

 

Don’t ever speak for me again

 

it led to me having long term social anxiety and trust issues so I disagree respectfully

 

Legs. I need the arms to drink beer with.

 

Someone just knocked on my door but I was too anxious to answer it. Wasn't expecting anything so no way would I open. Believe I heard them knocking on other doors.

Now I'm sitting here anxious and worrying it was someone who needed help or some shit.

 

I want Taco Bell v badly. I should order some.

 

I didn’t get bullied a whole lot, nor did I consider myself a bully but I’d be lying if there weren’t moments in school where I picked on kids a few times. Sometimes you just have a kid in the group who receives the most shit.

With that said, I went to this one school only for 5th grade and this 8th grader picked on me and put me in a headlock once. The dude was huge for his age, even teachers were kinda scared of him. Anyway, cut to like 10 years later. Turns out he’s selling coke and stuff for money. Guess one night he went to a bar and was like gonna hook up with this older gentleman and he brought him home and beat the older guy to death with like a fucking chair leg. He’s in jail forever now so....there’s that

 

I’ll kick their ass

 

That’s the lord speaking to you. Do not resist

 

There’s always a bigger fish

 

thanks man

 

I kind of had the double whammy of being large for my age/overweight + a nerd growing up. I didn't have many friends until like 8th grade. I got picked on a lot and bullied because I was big and smart and didn't fight back. It wasn't very fun.

I think that my experiences as a kid probably contributed a decent amount to how I am now socially. I tend to not take things very seriously and make jokes when sometimes they aren't appropriate, just because I desperately want all of the people around me to like me. I guess it's also kind of weird that I recognize this stuff but still let it happen but idk. I didn't have a good time as a kid for a large portion of my childhood because of bullying.