DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1320

I don't know her

 

I mean I don't consider myself a pro or anything, but it is the one video game I have any sort of legitimate skill at. Which shouldn't be the case consider I'm dyslexic and not even remotely close to being athletic

 

Hey y’all I’ve been drinking a bit and I’m currently feelin it Mr. Krabs AMA

 

Thank you for reminding me that Good Burger is a movie that exists

 

What did one firefly say to the other?

You glow, girl! haha #pure

 

I just witnessed an interaction that went like this:

"Hey, are you my neighbor?"
"Oh I don't know."
"Where do you live?"

AND THEY TOLD THEM.

People are wild.

Also they are neighbors but also I wanna tell that person

 

Never change, Sanch. You’re one of the good ones.

 

I saw people who looked like Henry and Derek at Wild Horses but all white people look alike

 

@aliens exist please talk about cummies you’re making me uncomfortable

 

Do you think dogs know they can just live outside but choose human company?

 

don’t talk about either thing

 

Damn this is a good move, I usually just have people download a virus by texting a random phone number with a promise they'll get a coupon.

 

you guys..


I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES

 

Those shots of Jameson were not a good choice

 

Are you ready for a night of debauchery

 

how many squares of toilet paper for your average ass wipe

 

.........racist ???

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

It sounds like you’re joking...but also not

 

They sell playstation controllers now?

 

They pretend to love us just because we take care of them.

Always.

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@Anthony_

Would you rather have legs or arms that couldn’t bend?

 

Wait...are you asking if he’d like to have just legs or just arms but the arms don’t bend

 

Oh

 

Because of white supremacy you can't be racist against white people