DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1271

my supervisor just gave me the fork lift drivers test even though she wasn’t certified and she passed me.

I messed up a bunch and she was going to pass me no matter what. I hate this and I refuse to let them certify me.

 

tell them to fork off

 

shut the fuck up nerd take the cert

 

"no, I do not want this raise and I refuse to accept it!"

- @CobraKidJon

 

Whooooaaaaaa. How does that work??

 

I DONT GET A RAISE

no

 

Also, who cares. I did that shit when I was just a pup. I never went to jail

 

(allegedly)

 

Getting a certification like that should qualify you for a raise. That's kind of bs cobes

 

the fork lift, the machinery lifts up whatever you want somehow I don't know I'm not mechanical

 

Well, they lifted you up hella high that one time so technically they did give you a raise

 

cups

 

God dammit.

 

Another turning point a fork stuck in the lift

 

The hell kind of ad is this??? Guess @Melody Bot is sick of my shit posts

 

Cups is talking about a forklift @aliens exist, not an elevator

 

George Bush did this

 

I suddenly feel the urge to collectively bargain for cobrakidjon

 

man those beers really went straight through you, huh? lightweight

 

They know you're full of shit

 

I thought you’d be confused since you brexit people use the wrong words for shit

 

Crap...was this racist @ComedownMachine?

 

[ @oncenowagain in class tomorrow]

student: "what's the square root of 100, mr. oncenowagain?"
once: "shhh, i'm hungover. bang your head against a wall or something"