DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1249

Jokes on him, I don’t have a real job.

This job is fake.

 

i don't have a real job

 

My cousin(?) wrote confessions of a shopaholic

 

One time, I was eating a meatball sub inside a famous musician's home recording studio. Suddenly, I was shaking hands with Japan's most famous pop star. Just another day in Los Angeles.

 

Whoaaaaa. Nice.

 

STOP STEALING MY JOKES YOU PRICK AGGHHH

 

I hate this dude more than you’ll ever know

 

Dude. I know.

 

Angrycandy is angry. In other news, Tom DeLonge believes in aliens.

 

Idk I know plenty of people from/in Los Angeles and absolutely none of them bother to talk about encounters like that

 

I really need to do this annotated bibliography that’s due yesterday but god this is so entertaining

 

It's ok, you don't have to name them! We're impressed either way

Also, why wont you be @Dog with a Blog's friend?

And one last thing: will you please take a message from me for Rivers? Please?

 

that’s it y’all. asking Tate if he can ban my account. I can never post again after this sick burn

 

@aliens exist seems like it's either your people or @Rob Hughes people responsible for this

 

Dan - look guys I'm eating fish

 

I'm taking a break from my work (aka HOMEROOM) to analyze

 

This is what they ate on the double date.

 

My sister was in the entertainment industry in LA for 2 years
She saw Willow Smith once

 

did she work at a movie theater like @ComedownMachine 's colleague?

 

Will you tell us what band you’re in now

 

Is it that hard to believe that Los Angeles is filled with enough celebrity encounters to where they no longer mean as much as they once did? If I lived in Arkansas like Ken, I'm sure I'd get excited to see Garrett Hedlund at Baja Fresh, but in my case, it's no longer a big deal.

 

Brie Larson fav'd one of my tweets once

 

Jeez ok we get it you're in college