DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1245

I came to class today just to be told in the first 10 minutes I can leave if I finished all my homework.

WASTE OF TIME since I did it all the first day it was available.

 

hang out in LA long enough and youre bound to go on a double date with Weezer guy

its just inevitable

 

I'm at a baby shower. These are my hot takes:

Everyone is complimenting the guacamole but I think it's too salty

Also I forgot to bring a gift

 

You've clearly never lived in Los Angeles.

 

Oh my. This hurts.

 

Maybe you just went on a double date with my brother, he kind of looks like Rivers sometimes

 

Your presence is the present

 

Your brother looks like Phillip Rivers.

 

I'm sitting quietly by myself on my phone sooooo I wish I could say I am a present but alas lol

 

"Congrats on fucking, you're welcome that I am here at all" would be my response.

 

No

 

Folks

 

Nerd alert!

 

Yes.

 

" develop object permanence then you get a present "

 

Are they all white people?

 

Gender reveal parties are the most corny, white bread things ever

 

Anyway, I'll let you guys get back to your homework. I'll check back tomorrow in between your home room and gym class.

 

No the mom to be is Latina and so are half the ppl here. So it means there's good food but I'm waiting for my moment to escape but they haven't served the dang cake and ice cream yet!!!

I will say the men who have clearly never attended a shower before are v entertaining

 

I have never seen one in real life thank God

The true reveal is that gender is a social construct

 

racist.

 

what color is the goddamn confetti tho

 

Me and my sons mom refused to have a gender reveal party and everyone was mad about it.

Like sorry I don’t want to go on your Facebook page.

 

in a sea of bad posts, I can always count on littlejohn to make me laugh