DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1200

Why are you using your pinky and ring finger to pick up a fork?

 

I told her that's just how her body works.

Honestly didn't really feel like getting into an anatomy discussion while she's pooping in a laundromats public bathroom.

 

@littlejohn



Edit: Jesus, I didn’t realize it would embed like that

 

I thought about this since I've bought 4 pressure cookers in the past year or so

 

Parents already packed up shot glasses so I guess I’m drinking straight from the bottle?

 

Don’t go. I’ll eat you up, I love you so :(

 

I just spent three hours taking to my best friend, who’s pretty much a sibling to me, and it was nice to talk to him about stuff going on and vent.

 

The ring and pinky finger support the other fingers in holding the fork. I think I could manage if I knew those fingers were asleep already but alas I relied on them and they failed me in that moment

 

J. Everton on Instagram: “good morning ”

 

I whine about this all the time but my ankles and calves always ache and idk why!! Is anyone else like this?? I have weak ankles anyway I think and I'm bow legged so idk if that contributes?? Even as a kid I'd always have leg cramps. I'm legit putting compression socks in my Amazon cart like rly embracing the 90 year old thing.

Edit: omg I googled and now I'm like that Mike birbiglia joke where he is convinced he has rickets. Like I swear I have rickets!!!

 

One day we will see a poorly drawn police sketch on the news with the caption “Have you seen this man known as the Coupon Bomber”

 

Why do you think he refuses to show his face

 

It's just going to be built off reflections of me that they pulled from pictures I posted in here.

 

Weezer
Weezer
Weezer
Weezer pun
LJ
Weezer
Weezer sex pun
C*mmies
Cloud
Perverted stuff
perverted stuff
Nsfw picture
Coupon
Pun
Cups
Sex thing pun
Work place complaint
Work place complaint
Commiseration
Dylan says something
Sports
Sports
Sports
Sports
Cups
Making fun of sports
Making fun of sports
Butts
Somebody @s dog
Sex thing?
Pun
Cups
Repeat

 

Hmmmmmm

 

fuk u john u forgot brexit

































just like our government has

 

Sorry I usually have all brits (you and @aliens exist} blocked.

 

“thIngS aRE LOOkIng PrEttY gOoD”

 

FOOK U YA WEE DICKHEED

 

Weezer
Weezer
Weezer
Weezer pun
LJ
Weezer
Weezer sex pun
C*mmies
Cloud
Hawthorne heights
Perverted stuff
perverted stuff
Nsfw picture
What's for lunch?
Pics of food
Pics of bad food
Coupon
Blink 182
Pun
Cups
More food
Sex thing pun
Work place complaint
Work place complaint
Commiseration
Cups
Dylan says something
Sports
Sports
Torn delornge
Sports
Sports
Cups
Making fun of sports
Making fun of sports
Butts
Somebody @s dog
Sex thing?
Pun
Cups
Making fun of foreigners
Repeat

 

Cups

 

now that's a t shirt

 

you could never block me daddy you love me too much