DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1108

Bruh he’d never have a woman say yes to him.

 

Ill be around haha

 

just making sure you aren't an incel too

 

No haha. I just post this dumb shit here as a joke pretty much.

 

Oh fuck Palms just started playing.

Siri delete thrice from iPhone.

 

looks about the same size as mine too

 

Scissors

 

Religious people are so whack. Some dude in a target parking lot approached me to buy some Jesus cd and I declined and walked away. Anyways he FOLLOWED ME TO MY CAR and as I was backing out he knocked on my window and put the cd up again. Fuckin hell dude this isn’t how you get people on your side

 

he just wanted to give you his c ummies d

 

I have a pretty fond memory of screaming "HAIL SATAN" at some fuckers who were protesting gay marriage at a hockey game (????) and then saying "I'll be sure to send you a postcard once I'm down there" when they started yelling about how I was going to hell and so on

 

heaven for the weather, hell for the company etc. etc.

 

I’ll change my name to ****ies for $50

 

That was Scott from Creed

 

can confirm

 

Honestly, those people are going to hell too so you might as well ask them if they want to be roommates with you there.

 

50 cents and sure

Or I’ll just give you the lonely island ticket

 

no drinking and jacuzzi-ing cloud!

Siri delete my iPhone

was it a devils game

 

i'll do it for $49.99

 

damn you just price is righted him

 

Isn’t that the Radiohead logo

 

Nah, RIT vs some other college, I can't remember which. That would have been funny tho

 

if he raises $50.01 i'm fucked

 

It's nice out but my gf is at work while I'm at her place sooo...

 

This is sad since I’m viewing it on a little flip phone