DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1023

damn

 

All the bad guys wanted tickets

 

time travel back to 1985

 

is that them? i don't even know

 

Sneak in coward.

 

"what did i get arrested for? well,, i snuck into a bowling for soup concert "

 

don't @thesoftskeleton and @dadbolt know the bassist? they'll hook u up

 

Just show up super early and ask people to let you in.

 

You speak from experience right

 

couponing for soup

 

Yes.

Also just tweet/instagram/Facebook the band members and ask them to put you on the guest list. Works good for opening bands too.

 

I don't like soup but I have done turkey bowling for Korn tickets.

 

Go to the bowling for soup show and yell “stacey’s mom” between each song

 

(i just want to clear up that i was saying bowling for soup are a good band as a joke and bowling for soup are actually a bad band and my taste in music is actually perf thank u)

 

They actually cover it now lol like when Weezer gave up and covered Teenage Dirtbag

 

They're your favorite band now.

Stuck with them for life

 

classic julie

 

I was there to see Regional Justice Center who headlined but I hurt my hip during the band before them called Sex Pill. Apparently they are coming to Baltimore to play in my friends basement, should be a lot of fun

 

wtf is this shit

 

Ted Cruz is a very weird guy

 

yeah hes a lemonhead fuck but his wifes a tolerant libruhl “haha so funny” goes the media

 

I won by the way. Thanks for asking

 

Won what?

 

Turkey bowling

It's not showing my quote of @aliens exist post