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DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1012

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by iCarly Rae Jepsen, Mar 18, 2019.

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  1. aliens exist Apr 23, 2019
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    i used to accidentally lock myself in rooms all the time... when i was frickin' 5 years old, morons
     
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  2. dylan Apr 23, 2019
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    idk i think the story is kind of a-door-able
     
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  3. littlejohn Apr 23, 2019
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    Didnt it happen twice?
     
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  4. Dog with a Blog Apr 23, 2019
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  6. Dog with a Blog Apr 23, 2019
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    I can’t handle all these puns
     
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  7. aliens exist Apr 23, 2019
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    if a door breaks once shame on the door
    if a door breaks twice...
     
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  8. Dog with a Blog Apr 23, 2019
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    Shame on landlord
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 23, 2019
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    I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of fixing the god damn door
     
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  10. dylan Apr 23, 2019
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    I'm just glad @dadbolt was there to [​IMG] the situation
     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 23, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum

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  12. ChaseTx Apr 23, 2019
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    It really is my landlords fault, why the hell is there a locking door with no key here
     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 23, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum

    I wouldn't know I'm an adult haha
     
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  15. ChaseTx Apr 23, 2019
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    Whoops I meant to say, let's key in on the real issue here
     
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  16. Dog with a Blog Apr 23, 2019
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    I already did this you illiterate fuck
     
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  17. dadbolt Apr 23, 2019
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    it’s hard to latch on to
     
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  18. aliens exist Apr 23, 2019
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    my knob is so big and long
     
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  19. dylan Apr 23, 2019
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    it took me time to find the right word art
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 23, 2019
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    I've heard of pop lock and drop it but this is ridiculous
     
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  21. Dog with a Blog Apr 23, 2019
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    [​IMG]
     
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  22. ChaseTx Apr 23, 2019
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    My favorite former Minnesota Twin is Chuck Knob-lock
     
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  24. oncenowagain Apr 23, 2019
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    Shit on the floor?
     
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  25. Borat 2: Vengeance Apr 23, 2019
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    The door to my work was broken as we were leaving my but my co worker stayed behind until the owner came
     
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  26. oncenowagain Apr 23, 2019
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    Sounds like @ChaseTx was in a real jamb
     
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  27. littlejohn Apr 23, 2019
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    You can't call them since you didn't pay the pet deposit.
     
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  28. Kiana Apr 23, 2019
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    Omg now the University of Denver is emailing me cause they haven't been able to reach me by phone after ONE DAY. I SWEAR I DIDN'T EVEN SIGN UP FOR THISSSS
     
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