DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1010

It’s not

Imagine all of the shitty things about Texas except with 100% humidity

 

whoaaaa, why would you bring that up?

 

Cómo se dice, “delet this” ?

 

You’re not down with getting moist?

 

i'm sure there can't be racists in florida like there is in texas

 

You’re one hundred percent correct

 

This is a real lyric on the black album

 

If there was a state war, Florida would win. And this is based off of countless hours of data.

 

borrar esto pinche perro

 

you guys ever go the dog races in palm beach?

 

I need a full thread recap for today since I can't participate anymore

 

tell them what you did chase

 

They don't wanna hear that

 

Nah but there’s a dog track about 50 miles from me by my old campus. It is still always packed. They’re supposed to be obsolete soon thankfully

 

Hahahahah god dammit this is so dumb I love it

 

We do

 

give the people what they want chase

 

Alright I’ll see y’all soon, my friend wants to hang out to “spill the tea”

 

Damn didn’t know you were into watersports that’s tight

 

Damnit I wonder which of the eight it could be....

We’ll see who texts first in the morning. What a whirlwind of emotions.

 

you got Taco Bell despite not having your credit card on you because we live in the future and not much else of importance happened

 

Why not? Lock yourself out of your phone?

 

Sigh


I took the doorknob off the doors to my bedroom and my daughter's because hers locks and she locked herself out a couple weeks ago and we don't have a key. I wanted to switch them so mine would be the one that locks. Well apparently it's not as simple as switching the doorknobs so I left that project unfinished, so doorknobs no longer attached to doors, but the locking door will not open without the knob attached. Me and Aeryn went into her bedroom and she closed the door and we were locked inside until Derek came up and turned the knob from the outside

 

What the damn hell

 

at least it was Derek and not Ghostface
also there are bedrooms without locks? what y'all doing in Texas?