(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 124

-Jake's trying to get laid
-People who talk about potentially getting laid get the thread title changed in their honor
-Sex talk

That's about it.

 

testtime got laid we can change the thread title again now

 

The Will Brazy Get Laid? Thread

 

@dylan seems to be MIA

 

There was an A+ Rusty Trombone convo a bunch of pages back wouldn't recommend skipping it

 

That was pure gold.

 

Ok I caught up which is dumb cause I gotta get up in 3 hours, and I'm gonna be driving for 12 hours so I'm just gonna fall behind again and who knows what wacky shenanigans y'all will get into next

 

We'll make sure to leave notes for you, we'll call them Kiana Notes.

 

@Kiana Hey wait this is prob a weird thread for this but did you end up going to Vegas yet? if so how was it and did you see Britney?? (that's why you were going right?)

 

I did! Saw her yesterday and got my life and I am transformed! I had a great time and now I'm back in Oregon but I gotta drive to California for a wedding in a few hours so I might die RIP me

 

Thats so awesome glad you had a good time! If it ever ends up on the discount ticket things my mom gets I'm probably gonna go see her at some point too.

That sounds like a long few days of travel. Drive safe.

 

She was like "yeah I'm upset but it's whateve" clearly it's not whatever

 

Holy shit.
I missed so much. The Rusty Trombone chat was fantastic.

 

This was an experience and a half holy shit

 

You have to ask the five greatest rappers of all time

 

She's even angrier than she was last night and is threatening to pull the plug



Shoot me

 

Shoot me right in the mouth

 

Fuuuuuuck talk to them parents asap

 

I'm about to have sex.

Wait.

Nope. Just getting coffee. My bad. False alarm.

 

Can someone summarize the last 20 pages?

 

Probably not

 

See above.

 

learn to enjoy life and read 'em.

 

Sorry for letting you guys down last night. I was able to get that girl to come over. I just got up and showered and drove to work early because I'm gonna try and not get on this thread while I'm at work (being a good steward as a government employee and all).

Essentially she came over around 11:30, we talked on my balcony for an hour or so about jobs and school. We went to the same college apparently and she went to high school at the next town over so we had a lot to talk about in that.

We went back to my bedroom, sat on the bed and talked some more. She said I was the first person she's met off tinder and she was a bit nervous so I didn't pull any mores or try for anything too soon. I asked if she wanted Netflix on in the background and we watched scrubs.

I make my moves and we make out for a while and it turns into heavy petting and removing clothes. I got her down to her panties and fingered her. Tried to go down on her and take her panties off, but she giggled and said "not yet". So we go back to making out again and then she starts rubbing me through my khakis so I figure it's go time and she said "not yet" again. But she took off my pants down to my boxers. Back to making out and she eventually gives me a handjob. We didn't end up having sex, which is fine.

We talk a bit and cuddle until about 5am. Fell asleep in my arms and I woke up at 7am to get ready for work and she got up when I got out of the shower and left the same time I did. Gave me a kiss goodbye and I told her I hope we get to hang out again soon.


She was more attractive than her tinder picture and she's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of my league. We have the same sense of humor, and she's been asking me for music recommendations so I've been showing her like Thrices new album. She is religious though. and asked for my story as to why I'm not. She said it wouldn't be a big deal, and wants to borrow some of comparative religion text books that I still had from when I was in college.


I'm heading into work now, I'll be on here when I go to lunch.

 

What did I miss