(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 123

I'm just gonna go ham and super like everybody


that's not true

 

I should also clarify it isn't like I'm bringing a ton to the table here as well. I got a few old pictures cause I don't like taking pictures (so nothing new) but thankfully I got a decent one of me and my dog and my dog is like the coolest of all dogs so he's gonna be the reason anyone swiped right if they do

 

that seems to be all dating sites. suddenly everyone fucking loves hiking and running and kayaking. like, i don't see anyone of you people when i'm looking outside with my binoculars. liars!

 

How often are you lookin outside with binoculars cause like we should maybe have a talk about respecting privacy

 

I prefer to use a telescope when I spy.

 

Way more detailed

 

Spying with a telescope is classy af

 

24/6.

Sunday's i use the telescope.

 

OHHHHHHHHH beat me to it.

 

when the reptilians reveal themselves to us, i believe there first question will be why so many people think it's okay to selfie with a toilet in the background.

 

Okay one girl had 4 pics and they were clearly 4 different girls wtf idek but I super liked it cause curiousity peaked that's a successful profile strategy

 

bold strategy. i hope it works out

 

Here's some Tinder encouragement.

 

did you add the "i'm moist" tag @AelNire?

 

i need to go to bed. i have a job interview at 8 and i don't think they'll accept or understand why i was up all night.

 

Fun fact: this guy lives in a town that's about 30 minutes from where I live.

I only know about him because he was on Daniel Tosh's show

 

It keeps giving me people who go to Arizona State like why would I want that that's far as fuck it's not like we can meet halfway for coffee one day

 

No way that is the worst word in the world. Ew.

 

This is bloody fantastic.

 

So it took my ass like five pages but I'm caught up. Dawn of the Dead was DDDOOOPPPEEE, like on a massive screen and everything. Good on you, @testtime

 

Well, I guess I'm lubricated enough. Time to hit Tinder.

 

Why are there so many pictures of people with guns I don't wanna feel threatened when making my swipes!

 

Idk what you weirdos talked about in the past 20 pages but I feel like I'm missing many inside jokes and whatnot!

 

I always wanted a picture of me wrestling a large animal while shirtless, just to prove my worth.