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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 121

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. ChaseTx

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  2. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I'm out of likes and have no matches on Tinder. What a blow to the ego.
     
  3. dadbolt

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    @testtime must really be laying it down rn
     
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  4. ChaseTx

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    Move closer to better people imo
     
  5. dylan

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    She'll be here in less than 10 minute. See you on the other side nerds!
     
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  6. Dean

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. The_Effort

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    This is my biggest Tinder related fear!!
     
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  8. ChaseTx

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    I get matches and never message anyone because what's the point
     
  9. dylan

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    Just try your best lines and see what works and doesn't at least
     
  10. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    this thread makes me want to start up again on match and OKCupid but i looked a few weeks ago and found no one interesting or intriguing within 30 miles on either site. and i don't have a smart phone so no tinder for me.
     
  11. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    This is me all the time.
     
  12. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    all my best relationships have been with people who live at least 45 minutes away. a direct slap in the face to the shit city i live in. and i get sick of traveling just to spend money on women (i.e. dates and such).
     
  13. testtime

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    I don't know how multiquote works on my phone. But here's an update.

    So the date went well, obviously. I dropped some pretty epic Phil Dunphy type jokes. When I checked in with you guys we had just gotten back to my apartment and I broke away to the bathroom to share my hopefully coming adventure...and number 1

    When I came back to the living room she said "nice place, but I didn't see your room" and I thought to myself "OH MAH GAWD WAS THAT THE SIGN!? WAS THAT IT!? WHY AM I NOT CLEAR ON THAT"

    But I actually said was "hey was that a sign? That was the sign right? I'm pretty sure that was the sign. Do we get to do it now? We get to do it now don't we?!"

    Edit-- I multi quoted so many of y'all. Will fix in the morning. Going back to cuddling :-)
     
  14. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    THEN WHAT HAPPENED
     
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  15. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    YOU TYPED THAT MESSAGE NAKED WHILE FACE DEEP IN HER CHOCOLATE FACTORY DIDN'T YOU
     
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  16. ChaseTx

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    I'm not sure I have any
     
  17. dylan

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    Quote of the year
     
  18. The_Effort

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    Man lots of people on Tinder's profile just says something about wanting people to buy them food... People use this app to accomplish such weird tasks
     
  19. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I want to try speed dating just to see what it's like.
     
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  20. dylan

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    You: "Hey _____ may I ask you a question?"
    Them: "sure"
    You: "I'm learning about important dates in history"
    You: "Would you like to be one?"
     
  21. The_Effort

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    @testtime congrats you have done it! The magic of this thread will now choose one other lucky recipient at random

    *crosses fingers*
     
  22. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    :clap:

    wow. i literally just said 'wow' out loud and shook my head in amazement.





    what are my pants suddenly doing on the other side of the room?
     
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  23. ChaseTx

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    Does this type of thing work on Tinder? I'm usually just like "Hi I'm Chase! You like thing? I like thing too!"
     
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  24. testtime

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    I'm the little spoon
     
  25. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    Nice! Little spoon is where it's at!
     
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