(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 115

I'm going to experience Twitter and tinder for the first time this week wow what an awakening

 

You need more qualifiers in this statement

 

i'm really glad jason gave us that option as thread creators. so much fun in such a simple feature

 

:O did you finally get it??

 

@testtime we need updates! Some of our lives are boring ya know

 

he's not Kenneth the Page, he knows where his priorities are. please his friend and then please us

 

Most arena rock bro country is garbage

 

Hey hey hey I pleased her just fine ya goobers she didn't even notice I was on my phone hardly

 

im about to speak with my parental units

 

Oh hell no haha but it's still on my list of possible things to do tonight. It's Somewhere between making my best friend a chorus account so she can catch up on this thread, and at some point I'll even eat dinner

 

Thank you

Bro country has a Wikipedia!

 

YOU WERE ON YOUR PHONE WHEN SHE WAS NAKED 10FT FROM YOU IN THE SHOWER THAT WAS A SET UP OMGGG

 

I'm so excited to get the details!

 

new rule: if either party is naked, you're not allowed to post in the thread until the deed has been done. booty report mandatory

 

Idk if someone can sneak us updates without having pockets to hide their phone in I say more power to them

 

god speed, let us know

 

follow me on twitter @QuinStack

 

@Quin Stack is really padding my Like count, thanks buddy!

 

I treasure you guys more than a naked person I should get some god damn credit for that

 

No pockets means you should get a diamond cellphone case and hook it to a chain around your neck so it looks like bling. Problem solved.

 

So am I weird for thinking that sex smells strange/bad

 

i love you, but your priorities need to be reevaluated. You got your own thread title, the first of it's kind, that's pretty sweet cred

 

Don't listen to him, coffeeeyes, your priorities are right where they should be and I commend your selfless actions in the face of the booty


Take it from me: the guy who's already made it clear he never gets laid

 

I once had a conversation with someone who didn't believe me that sex has a distinct smell. Like they had no idea what I was talking about when I mentioned "sex smell". but ya I think it smells fine like it doesn't bother me.

 

agreed. the only thing @CoffeeEyes17 should have been tapping is his phone screen.