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Probably gonna take at least one more this year too haha.

 

absolutely not
also you realize you would just have to let 9/11 and The Holocaust happen and you'd have to know they were coming

 

I’m stoked to turn 30 tbh

 

Let’s say it’s under the LOST theory of whatever happened, happened. So, I don’t have to sit there and idly watch but history has already happened so I couldn’t change its course

 

pornhub is weird

 

I’d go back and replace Jesus with myself

 

i didn't do a whole lot of meeting people lol but i probably will get nostalgic for a lot of my first times being engaged in class. my first fiction writing class, my film classes, that kind of thing.

being immortal sounds like it'd suck ass. having obligations is such a drag, existing is mostly boring, and everyone i loved would just keep dying forever

but it might be tight to wait til the 90s to see my favorite bands so idk tough

 

But if I were immortal I would literally have all the time in the world to do everything I loved! Once I got to the point where I was hella rich I could spend forever traveling and learning new things.

 

Shout out Vince Staples

 

I’m pretty sure James asked that because he caused those things

 

"Would you guys forgive me if I did 9/11" - Dog with a Blog

 

Would Dog shoot baby Hitler?

 

Would baby Hitler shoot a dog?

 

probably

 

Why don’t women my age listen to Conway Twitty?

 

Basically I just don’t wanna die tbh

 

what

 

I’d go to jail if I was immortal, solely to live longer than everyone in the place and be resistant to shanking

 

All these women on Tinder listen to hair country

 

what in the fuck is hair country

 

Basically, it’s that lame country pop that took over the genre

 

well that is highly unfortunate

 

Florida Georgia Line >>>> anything we talk about here