DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 753

You want the d, you need me

 

okay confirmed no one will date me because I'm shy

 

this guy plays the field more than.... lionel messi

 

Same buddy

 

Sounds messy

 

Do I try Tinder again?

 

Casual humblebrag okay playa I see you

 

Don’t do it it’s a trap

 

Oops

 

Make your shyness look like you’re mysterious

 

If you qt's can't date somebody there's no hope for the world so you must

 

Oh you don't have to tell me I'm a catch

 

Lmaooo shut up Chase

 

I’m a catch and no one wants me.

At least that’s what @ComedownMachine said

 

Come on, Tinder, fetch me a goth girl

 

Ask @ComedownMachine for advice he gets all the goth girls

 

I never replied to Christian Mom when she last texted me. Wasn’t ignoring, just got busy with life and forgot. She posted on her Instagram story today that she was in Long Beach. I think she’s with her family tho. Oh well

 

@ComedownMachine Hook a dude up

 

Hit me w/ yer favorite dino

 

Is this your pickup line?

 

I dino what you're talking about

 

This is pteroble

 

According to @CobraKidJon my advice only works for so cal girls

 

I’m
Crushed

 

Some girl said GoT sucks and loves Jesus, pppppppppppppppppppssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh