(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 111

I second that, did you get down with the chocolate starfish?

 

This is the most fun I've had on the Internet in years.

 

The what

 

You people are weird

 

i almost spit out my water oh my god hahaha

 

I just wanna fuck while wow cosplaying





I mean what??

 

I see you're not a fine connoisseur of Limp Bizkit's rich art.

 

I'm down with the sandwich flavored water

 

i've got hiccups right now and i'm laughing and i sound so stupid laughing with hiccups ugh

 

Jake is probably a furry

 

I'm actually trying to picture what WoW cosplay sex would look like.

Person #1: "But babe, I'm only a level 10 Blood Elf Mage and you're a level 35 Night Elf Warrior..."
Person # 2: Well, sugar, you're going to get fucked as hard as you would if I came across you in a neutral zone!!!"
*Fornication occurs*

I'm bad at writing stuff like this.

 

i will neither confirm nor deny these allegations

 

One time a guy asked me to do a rusty trombone. I declined.

Rusty trombone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

thanks for the tip

 

I cannot express how much childish joy I got out of learning about that when I was 13.

 

Hahaha the picture made me lose it for some reason

 

add it to your list of things to do while your girl is out there

 

fun fact rusty trombone is one of the things Oscar the Grouch has in I Love Trash

 

way ahead of you

 

Oh wow, that is just fantastic.

 

When he asked did he refer to it as a rusty trombone cause I hope he did

 

i didnt even read the article i just saw the picture and whispered "yas" to myself

 

hot dog water...

 

He sure did and then pouted the rest of the night bc I wouldn't partake in eating the booty.

 

"The Jake Getting Laid and Probably a Rusty Trombone Thread"