(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 110

That's what the one I used looked like..

 

the dude or the condom?

 

Condom

 

does it feel any better or worse than a regular one?

 

Absolutely no difference. Very disappointing.

 

TURNS OUT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND IM GETTING OUT OF HERE

 

WHAT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

 

did you have sex before or after you found out?

 

Oh it's real Dom but it just got sleazy I'll update y'all once I'm home

 

Before

 

omggggggg this night can't get any better

 

i lost my virginity to a girl with a boyfriend

 

Well, that took a turn for the worst.

 

picturing you like this right now

 

dude that sucks, get home safe and update us

edit: thread title updated as promised

 

at least you had sex my g

 

oh you found out before sorry dude

 

oh wait you had SEX before ok good get out of there g

 

I laughed too hard at this

 

Alright I pulled off the side of the road because I'm in no hurry to head home but I'm outta there and I wanted to update my cheerleading squad

First of all you guys are goobers and changing the title of the thread is amazing

Second the sex was pretty normal not as crazy as I was led to believe but it was still good and fun and not awkward at all which was surprising.

Third afterwards we were laying around and she out of FUCKING NOWHERE goes "you should probably leave I think my boyfriend comes back home today". Now this is weighing on my conscious because that leads me to believe he might be employed by the military. While I'm not a big supporter or fan of the military, being a soldier/employed is rough and I'd hate to know he's coming home to a girl like that but honestly I don't know the gamut that the relationship runs or the issues that could be deeprooted within it. This is also the south so he could be a dredge worker or a construction worker that gets shipped out of town. Either way, super awkward situation.

Fourth, this thread has been a blast and all of the gifs and videos and jokes have been amazing.

Fifth she hardly even noticed I was on my phone aside from that earlier comment and it was more a passive inquiry than an aggressive demand.

 

well this certainly was a curveball

 

lmao

 

that's all fine and dandy, but what everyone really wants to know is if you ate that booty like groceries

 

This been quite the compelling read.