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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 103

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Dominick

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    Quoted for posterity.
     
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  2. testtime

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    One of the worst openers I've had was with a girl named Carmen, and I sent "where in the world is Carmen San deigo?"

    It didn't go well.
     
  3. dylan

    Better Luck Next Time Supporter

    Ask them something about what's in their bio or have a good opening/pick up line

    Unless you follow rules 1 and 2, this doesn't work 99% if you're a guy matching with women
     
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  4. Dominick

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    Also, it is "analingus", not "eating butt", folks.
     
  5. alert=danger

    Eat The City. Eat It Whole. Prestigious

    Ass2Mouth
     
  6. The_Effort

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    Tinder seems like the thing anxious people use cause they have trouble meeting people but like I haven't gotten tinder yet because the thought makes me too anxious so idk what that says about me. Like what if I never get a match and all my fears become certainties? Plus my distaste for being in front of cameras doesn't exactly leave me with a bunch of photo options to get people swiping.
     
  7. alert=danger

    Eat The City. Eat It Whole. Prestigious

    I'm not expecting to meet my next girlfriend on Tinder, I just like looking at pictures of pretty girls...
     
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  8. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    This guy found his lover. Why can't I?

     
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  9. RileyWitiw

    more like absolutepop.net Supporter

    Idk man, as far as toilet activities go, swiping beats bathroom readers, I'll tell you that much for free
     
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  10. iam1bearcat

    i'm writing a book, leave me alone.

    holy shit, this is legitimately terrifying. surprised they didn't show his lamps made out of human skin.
     
  11. The_Effort

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    So is it like not actually a thing people use to find partners and is more just a weird trading card game where you collect matches via swipes?
     
  12. I've known people who use it both ways, to varying degrees of success.
     
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  13. Dominick

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    It is the application of neoliberal rationality to finding a mate or sexual partner.
     
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  14. dylan

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    Everyone uses it for different reasons at different levels of success. Women are at a competitive advantage on the app, so it's easier for women to get matches, get dates, and get laid. They can be more selective. Guys, it's a bit harder, you have to have a great bio and pictures of you rescuing orphans from a burning building to really stand out and get matched. I'm usually straight up with people and i'll ask them too, what are you using tinder for? I'm not looking for anything or expecting anything, it's a fun time waster. If I get a date and laid, cool, if I just find some new friends to text, cool. It's nice to use to meet people since I moved to a new city a few months ago
     
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  15. RileyWitiw

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    different things to different people. Some people use it like that. Lots of people use it as a hook-up app. I got some fun dates off of it. My sister found her fiance from Tinder, and I know a lot of other people who have had relationships start because of it as well.
     
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  16. AelNire

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    Everyone that I matched with only wanted my goodies so I deleted it.
     
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  17. St. Nate

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    Tinder is a great way for me to get mad at my phone.
     
  18. RileyWitiw

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    The selection of dudes is absolutely abysmal. So bad.
     
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  19. The_Effort

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    Ah okay. Seems weird to just wanna... Idk... Judge people via swipe for no real reason all day. Don't think I'd get much out of that.

    Dom... You're smarter than me, man haha im not sure what you mean here.
     
  20. St. Nate

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    That's just Dom's way of getting off.
     
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  21. The_Effort

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    I have a hard time believing women are at an advantage on a dating app... Maybe like you mean they get more matches cause men are more aggressive? Not to nitpick that, I mean to say it probably isn't as much of an advantage as one would think if there are tons of men but not many are decent human beings, or whatever
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Sounds like you found a good 'un
     
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  23. Dominick

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    To Fall in Love, Click Here | Jacobin
     
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  24. testtime

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    I'm at my date 7 minutes early. I should have timed it for us to meet outside. I hope there's nothing in my hair, or teeth, or stuck to the back of my shoes, pants, shirt. To keep from being nervous I just have to keep thinking "we'll make such amazing babies one day."
     
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  25. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    This is what I've used it for
     
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