(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 94

Whoa I just realized I impregnated Rachel during the House Of Balloons era

 

we were both having sex at the same time!

 

What day is she gonna get there so I know when to go get laid and keep this tradition alive

 

next thursday, seven days

 

seriously. i thought there was more to the story but apparently that was all he did.

 

I'm on it

 

The last time I had sex Harambe had yet to be taken from us

 

That's why it's called "jerking off." If you do it right, you yank the thing right off your body!

 

Your dick killed Harambe?!

 

One girl I dated seemed super wild and crazy, my type. We would talk about past experiences and some of the things she did or wanted to do was outrageous. But, what is the universal law - someone who talks about it nonstop or brags about how good they are at said activity usually is the opposite / is terrible at it. This was she. When we finally started sleeping together she was more vanilla than the pudding I ate while we had sex. Terrible experience and now I really, really, really don't trust people.

 

We need to have a Sex Thread Sex Playlist in Spotify that we can all contribute to.

 

Before sex I like to do a lot of push ups.

 

Deets?

 

before sex i level up characters in wow

 

the most important info i took away from it was that he eats pudding while having sex

 

The last time I had sex the cubs won the world series , I'm the goat that cursed them

 

Whoa this is no time for foreplay discussion

 

Last time I had sex Mists Of Pandaria was the newest WoW expansion

 

Last time I had sex LFR was the newest feature in the game

 

Don't be a bragger

 

The last time I had sex Channel Orange was new and I also thought I was a guy.

 

reported for explicit content

 

wanna know what the last time i had sex was like? so she comes over right, we go downstairs and start getting freaky. i have no devolucion spinning on the record player. we go for about 10 minutes. i finish and clean up, flip the record over, start going back to the bed to snuggle and talk to her. she says "jake why are you even dating me" and proceeded to break up with me. great time. awesome memory.

 

that's fucking brutal

 

yup