(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 92

abso fucking lutely not

 

Yeah, give us the Twitter name, we'll tell you her AP name. Is sex even guaranteed? Has it been confirmed? Or is this all in your head like your conversation with the parents?

 

for fuck sake i need to abandon this thread. i know far, far too much about you people. what makes it even worse is that most of you post pics in the "post your pic thread" so when i have my binder of faces next to me while i read the forums it gets real disturbing when i know what you actually look like and where that face has been.

and remember, you're the weirdos. not me.

 

we talked about it. it's guaranteed

 

binder of faces...

 

im afraid if i give the twitter handle one of you will link her to this thread and say "think again"

 

Okay how about you give it to us in two weeks?

 

almost guaranteed this would happen

 

deal

 

Now seems more fun

 

it'd probably be chap because he wants me for himself

 

But think of it this way, what if she does read this thread, learns about pencils up the butt, butt eating, anal poop, etc. gets all hot and bothered and gets real freaky? It'd be a win for you if she reads the last 25 pages.

 

I mean if I really wanted to I could go to your followers and ask each female if she's having sex with you in a week..jk don't block me.

 

its been 4 years im not ready to get any degree of freaky its gonna be hard enough as it is to contain myself in the presence of a naked woman

 

this could lead to a foursome for me

 

anal poop. as opposed to other types of poop.

 

let's just say it might be over before it even begins

 

Well in the wise words of someones father, "just jerk it a whole lot."

 

Meeting up with someone from the Internet for the first time ever to have sex. Nice.

 

Surprise butt sex sucks. It slipped into the wrong hole I swear!

 

good advice

 

Welcome to the sex dungeon, Will.

 

im fucking savage

 

it's been 4 years. gotta build up your endurance somehow.

 

Do I need to update the thread title to accommodate for sexual food experiences or is it implied do you think?