(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 91

"Hanging from my clit"

Jesus lol

 

He's been sucking her clit so hard

 

my lil bro was such a huge mistake lol i vividly remember when i was 15 my older brother walking into my room and being like jake guess what, mom's pregnant. i was like what the fuck and walked out of my room and look downstairs and my moms on the couch crying. safe to say i wont be telling my little brother this story unless he really pisses me off somehow

 

You've desecrated a holy place, jake

 

I too was a mistake. Ha

 

She is not to be fucked with. We are polar opposites so I guess that's why we're so close.

 

I wasn't a mistake at the time, but I am a constant source of disappointment so I think they consider me one now

 

i was the only biological child that came from my mom or even her three sisters who have all tried very hard and spent a shit ton of money over the years trying. now i have sisters from china, cousins from russia and guatamala, it's p dope. i'm the miracle child tho.

 

i dont think i was a mistake, my older brother was their first, probably on purpose because they were married for two years before having him and then they waited two years after that to have me. pretty normal way to stagger your kids. then five years later they had my little sister so im not sure about her. and my little brother well you know

 

My little brother was definitely a mistake. I think me and my sister were too but it worked out.

 

the first thing my dad said when I was born was "who's this clown?"

 

My mom's dr told her she wasn't dialated enough to have me yet and she was screaming at my dad a little later that I was coming and the dr got there just in time before I slipped off onto the floor lol

My mom had me natural and said you don't win any awards for going natural so I got an epidural for your sister. I was 7 lbs and sister was 9.

 

I wasn't a mistake but technically my parents had a shotgun wedding, my mom was like six weeks pregnant with me

 

what if i get her pregnant while she's here fuck im scared now

 

leave room for jesus!

 

i was supposed to be biologically impossible after my brothers birth, so one day i realized this and said to my parents "i was a mistake, huh?" and they were like "no no we were so happy" and i was like "yeah but you thought i was impossible, therefore i am a mistake"

 

Don't be a fool..wrap your tool!

 

but it feels so much better when you dont!!!!!!!

 

When are you going to spill the beans on who this lucky lady is?

 

i literally dont remember her ap username which is fucking pathetic lol but we started talking because we followed each other on twitter because we knew each other from ap but i really did forget her username

 

but how strong do you think your pull out game is after 4 years???

 

What's her Twitter handle so we can creep?!

 

I just ate a bomb ass Philly cheesesteak. Normally I wouldn't post about food in here, but it was a very carnal, sexual experience.

 

horrible