(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1509

Fulfill the prophecy

 

Oh you think I won't fuck some pasta!? Ill fuck some pasta TONIGHT.


What kind though?? Rigatoni has the holes in it...

 

Penne for your pen-ayyyyy

 

aggressive

 

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

take this to your wow thread

 

not to be a bummer, but my gf's mom finally passed away this morning. She was in hospice for a week and then came home, which is where she was at the end. My dad has already offered to pay my way out there for the memorial service. I'm super thankful that I got to meet her before she passed.

 

Good vibes to you and your gf and her family.

 

I’m sorry @theagentcoma :(

 

thank you all. I'll be sure to pass on the love to my gf and her family. A return journey to Florida is in order.

 

Getting some chicken Alfredo tonight if you know what I’m saying

 

pasta is indeed good

 

Whoa, dude

 

I would never say that

 

ok what are the consensus best dating apps

 

none

 

Instagram

 

Speaking from little experience here, but I feel like probably something like OK Cupid? Tinder/Bumble seem very fleeting where as something like Cupid appears to be a little more calculated and demands a bit more dedication which, I imagine, would yield better results but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Nothing but real life, homie

 

Met my girlfriend on the worst dating app plenty of fish after I was bored and drunk alone and signed up just for a laugh.

 

Hmmm. It seems alcohol is the real matchmaker here, Cups. You have your answer.

 

I once wanted to try and use all the popular dating apps at once to see which one would work the best but then I thought about it and if people seen me on numerous apps, they just think I’m the worst.

 

But wouldn't that mean they would also be on all those apps and also the worst?