(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 90

or they dont believe shes real. "yeah ok jake, let her come visit, im sure shes actually real"

 

honestly im not sure if shes real

 

this could all just be a really intense fever dream

 

whole time she's there, she's conveniently in the other room.

 

My aunt and uncle's youngest kid was about 10, and then on Christmas they surprised (emphasis on that word) the whole family by saying that they were having another kid, and one of my other aunts looks at my uncle and yells "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER"

 

i wonder what they'd say if i said i met her on wow

 

I was the mistake of the family, before I was born my parents asked my sister's (11 and 13 at the time) what they wanted for Christmas. They asked for a dog and my parents said "tough shit you're getting a brother"

 

This is Jake

 

actual serious questions you.... met her before?

edit: or skype or cam?

 

nope

 

^^ see edit.

 

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check out my hot and sexy character selection screen

 

yes

 

you sick fuck

 

disgust.

 

Question a friend of mine asked in sex Ed: can you pull your dick off while masturbating

My question: could the friction set it on fire?

 

yes and yes

 

Source?

 

I distinctly remember my mom saying "don't put your thing in anything" when I went to a girl's house in 6th grade. That was the entire lecture.

 

ive definitely pulled my dick off before

 

nice and succinct

 

Virtually the same talk as when you try to stick a fork in a socket

 

My sister dates a lot of people but don't piss her off like her previous boyfriend bc she will make you cry.

 

I'm sure we had that talk years earlier, too. It just carried over.

 

My brother is 11 months older than me. Safe to say I was a mistake.