(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1508

I have ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY

you are a good friend

 

Would ya say that ye old willy wacker is ya best mate?

 

I don’t know what that is

 

Ya wonky doozle! Ya piddle piper! Yer ole night widget!

 

^^^^ read in old school British accent

 

I’m ignoring it

 

Should be the slogan of the website tbh

 

why just why

 

I don't even get it

 

Men are the worst.

 

Like does he put his dick in the pasta? Is that the joke? Also his favorite pasta is pasta?

 

yes yes and yes

 

this guy is dumb af

 

Think it’s cold out of the fridge pasta or like room temp

 

just woke up and i've already been rejected.

 

Kinda rude to post @oldjersey’s DMs

 

what the fuck does this even mean

 

you guys do not wanna hear my pasta takes, you will get angry

 

Is it because you put your dick in it>> ? @oldjersey

 

Why? Do you like cold out of the fridge dick pasta? IT SHOULD BE ROOM TEMP!

 

It means you’re an uncultured swine who dips his dick in marinara sauce and calls it foreplay

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

I like my pasta PIPING HOT

 

Ive done alot of shitty things in my life. Fucking pasta is not one of them







Yet

 

Man, if you can dream it, you can do it