(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 89

like especially american apparel has the best knee and thigh high socks.

 

Me either other than basically "don't do it until you're married".

They definitely didn't teach me to use condoms since I'm a monster and never did.

 

mom, dad, i have a thing with this girl i know from ap and she's coming to visit next week. weve gotten really close over the last couple months and she knows everything that's been going on and wants to come see me now that im clean. i think it'll be really good for my recovery blah blah blah sex

 

My dad was like you know what sex is
I said yeah
We high fived
Made up the high five part

 

What's an ap?

 

they'll know

 

What's an sex

 

It's an (a)dult (p)enetration site he visits frequently.

 

My sex talk happened on a field trip at a museum that was playing an imax movie on reproduction. The school thought it was going to be a movie on Dolphins. Mom's best friend was a chaperone and ended up giving us all a lecture sitting on the stairwell afterwards.

My mom laughed so hard she cried when I got home from the field trip and told her. My parents never spoke of sex since.

 

seven years ago my parents had another child and thats when i realized they still had sex, a bad realization for a 16 year old

 

I kind of got a talk after I got in trouble for writing "having sex" in my teacher's Mad Libs book in fifth grade

 

When I was 8 my dad just said "never have sex" and then when I was 17 he said "just go jerk off a lot" and those were my two sex talks.

 

"Never have sex?" What awful advice.

 

plot twist: @stillbrazy, they laugh at you and the idea of you having a girlfriend.

 

My parents never talked to me about sex and I prefer it that way.

 

My parents never told me about sex, just that I'm a disappointment.

 

I like to imagine that "just go jerk off a lot" is dustin's dad's go to answer any time he asked him for advice.

 

theyll probably be ecstatic that i have a girl in my life for the first time in 4+ years

 

new plot twist: they're extremely happy for you and give you graphic sex tips.

 

"Let us demonstrate"

And then he's scarred forever

 

I think I did sex ed when I was like 11 and we all had to write down one question on a piece of paper for the teacher. Which in retrospect was a horrible idea in an all boys school.

 

I was convinced my parents didn't still have sex at my age. I flat out asked my dad and he was like that's a kinda personal question..but yes..all the time.

 

Never had the sex talk, but once sorta caught w/ my high school gf a year after we had started having sex on a regular basis (we were seniors), and the first thing my mom did was ask if we were at least using protection. Cool mom

 

I've never seen my parents kiss but I have a 15 year old sister

 

I have some bad news for you