DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 517

I like when famous people appear in my dreams because when I wake up I get to feel extra idiotic for buying into the dream

 

see ya later, Tom Cruise

 

Should've just let it kill you. I mean that's how I want to go

 

Did you um shake that bear in the dream?

 

would you rather be killed by an alligator, a great white shark, or a bear?

 

Agreed, I too want a bear to kill you

 

Alligator because it would feel the most like justice

 

The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

 

Shark. quick. easy. no clean up. done.

 

I would love to die by Alligator (The National album)

 

why would you worry about clean up? YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

 

didn't anybody...didn't anybody tell you this would be the best way to go?

 

2nd.

wat

Great white shark

 

I’m naming my solo album this

 

that's the name of my s*x tape

 

I would also appreciate a text every once in a while

 

Don't you question my ways!

 

Good morning. Not even my real life friends text me, I come here to feel validated about my existence.

Bear because that's the most metal

 

I think it's nice. most people aren't considerate enough to think about the mess they'll leave behind when they go

 

Yeah my best friend texts all the time yet he never texts me

 

i wasn't worried about the clean up when I came into this world, I sure as hell ain't gonna care now damnit

 

i think mary poppins will come clean it up for you

 

i guess she’s a nanny not a maid

 

I have OCD....Messes aren't my thing