DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 439

Hey it gave me a good laugh!

My mom is like the weirdest lady on earth (hi, its where I get it from) and this bitch will make signs to put in her car when she's babysitting her great nephew, along with her equally weird sister, that if anyone has a problem with her parking situation, they can suck a dick.

Now I have to find the picture of the latest sign that my cousin sent me.

 

That sucks so hard. People are the worst. I'm sorry.

 

absolutely.

 

Definitely not before my registration was supposed to open back up on Friday.

No I don’t have a parking pass cause there’s legit never any parking so I park in the timed spots.
I got there at 12:30 and classes are an hour and 15 and you can only buy an hour at a time. Obviously I only bought one hour. So that’s a 15 min window I risked and literally got got in the final minute.

I may have yelled incomprehensibly at the parking attendant. Something like “ONE minute?!?!! ONE MINUTE!!!!??? Ha!! Ha!!!!! Thank you! So fucking much!!!!”

 

sorry @supernovagirl

that's utter bullshit

 

the real deal:

 

even has chunks

 

you been to OG lately bro?

 

what did he do? lie and say Giannis is better than him?

 

I like macadamia nuts and hazel nuts but I like most other nuts more

 

are those anywhere near as good as the idea of them is?

 

Just the universe reminding me that every time you think you have a handle on things, jokes on you!!

 

He's just a giant asshole. He's tried to punch people in the back of the head, he stole the concept for "Shaq VS", he talks shit on former teammates. His analysis/commentary is also garbage when he's on TNT or NBATV. And he's in way too many commercials.

 

I once went to the Kardashian store (DASH?) with my friend but we ran in for 2 minutes so I didn’t pay the meter. They were writing the ticket as I went back and unlocked my car

 

ironic because sh** is on my shaqlist

 

Guys I'm. On a diet.

 

macadamia is one of the best nuts imo

although if they weren't so hard to find/expensive: that would maybe change my view of them a little, admittedly

for me it's cashews and pistachios. nothing else comes close

 

Dude. They're

 

OH shit here it is
@supernovagirl

 

ever tried ligma

 

I've only had macadamia nuts in white chocolate chunk cookies. Never on their own and never in another cookie

 

his commentary is basically just a mouth full of marbles trying to pontificate. unlistenable

 

Easily the best Pepperidge Farm cookie

 

Can you go pay it today or tomorrow in time for Friday?