DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 422

Yeah I promise I knew what you meant I just couldn't resist the joke

 

ok pearl jam

 

You're right. Thank you.

I've called someone a communist as a compliment.

During my senior year, we had an Ultimate Frisbee tournament in Philly and the one girl on the opposing team said to me that I "smelled like Axe." I didn't wear Axe body spray at the time (nor did I ever) and as a result, I was very confused. I confirmed with my teammates that she did indeed say Axe. So the next time I ran by her I told her that she smelled like "a communist" which I thought was a compliment but she didn't seem to receive it very well.

 

shutup ghosty

 

I bought a three days grace CD in 2009. I got a friend to buy Creed Greatest Hits CD in 2010

 

Long Island is also Blue Lives Matter in human form

 

But what does a communist smell like?

 

I started rewatching gravity falls yesterday and it's the best cartoon don't quote me or @ me you cowards

 

how much monster energy drink did u consume in '09

 

When kids would stand behind me in the lunch room reciting the pledge of allegiance and despite being tormented every day admins told me it was my fault and my parents also told it was my fault, I was told all I needed to know about Long Island

 

it's good af

 

I keep having weddings to go to so i cant spend my time, energy, or money on things that I actually want to go to like shows

 

IDK. I wasn't really close enough to smell her.

 

You must have really had it out for that friend.

 

Pretty much everyone I'm close enough to to attending a wedding for has gotten married already and now I can just chill and wait until other friends' relationships get more serious

 

I always knew you were a man of cultutre, cups

 

Unless Cam invites me to his

 

I heard @Shrek is inviting all of us.

 

i have a wedding next week that has 3 events for it Im supposed to attend. I had to take thursday and friday off. And I only get 10 days of precious vacation time.

Next January I have a friend that had the audacity to do a destination wedding in fucking Mexico and asked me to be an usher. Still trying to figure out how to let him down but hes bothering me about rsvping fucking now, 10 months out of the wedding

 

i will skype in all of you if you buy me presents

 

its like yo be my friend

 

Fuck that

If a friend from DFW asked me to be a part of a destination I'd have no choice but to kill him or his spouse

 

yeppp

 

If you post a registry or whatever I'll buy you a gift