DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 415

how’s that lambo treating ya, @Borat?

 

Us was pretty neat

 

I mean like I don’t do it a lot. It’s been like a year or so since the last time I stole, I took a bunch of stuff from that liquor store I worked at. Mostly bc I know they only do inventory once a year (which is fucking insane) so like I know I’m not going to get caught. Also stole some Pokémon cards from Walmart around then hahah

 

how tf do they only do inventory once a year holy shit

 

It was a chill job but the owner and manager had absolutely no idea what they are doing

 

This is incredible

 

Nice. I got some nice football cards last week from Walmart. Got an autograph and a jersey card.

Also got a little skye and Rocky (paw patrol) Keychain for my kids Easter baskets.

 

Kevin is the best

 

I HAVE AN EMERGENCY IM STUCK IN A DRESS AND CANT GET OUT!!! ALARM EMOJI ALARM EMOJI

 

Rip it off Hulk Hogan style, theme song included

 

My girlfriend constantly asks me to zip or button things up for her in the back and every time I wonder how women that live alone do it

 

Usually I have someone at work zip it up all the way for me at the start of the day and then unzip it a lil at the end and then I just wear a jacket while it's not zipped all the way. But today I forgot to have my friend unzip it a little even tho I made a mental note to, and so I have to like bunch it all up at the top as much as I could around my chest and shoulders and unzip as much as I could and ended up getting it eventually lol

 

you going? jawbreaker hasn't been to the South east on this reunion and I'm worried this could be my only chance to see them

this is incredible and if I hadn't already decided to see her this would have sealed it

I got used to going to shows alone and when I started going w people again I stopped feeling like I could be myself at shows it was a weird thing lol

 

that there isn't a standard way to unzip a dress that doesn't involve another person, contortionism, or bunching it up seems like a design flaw

 

Siamese Dream is a perfect album

 

Ever drunk at 3am and realize it’s a fuckin Tuesday?

 

Sometimes, yeah

 

only on weekends

 

@hozayuv r u a bot

 

My arms are flexible, I could unzip a dress by myself if I wore one

 

We can put this theory to the test

Mine are flexible too ever pop your own back pimple

 

I never need help applying sunscreen

 

I’m flexible AF