(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 85

This gif is better imo

 

Eli face forever

 

Is that Michael Phelps?

 

Elijah Manning III

 

She was on AP? WHO???!!!

 

Man, apparently there was a VR porn booth at E3.

 

There's no one hotter than my wife. Seriously she's like 100 degrees always and radiates heat at night we might have to get seperate beds so I can stay cool.

This has been a post

 

I hope she reads that post.

 

She's asleep talking to herself she doesn't give a single shit about my sleep quality lol

 

Record her sleep talking and upload them as My Wife Is So Wacky As She Sleeps! You could probably find a better title though.

 

I'm currently seeking someone to lay next to me as I thrash around throughout the night

 

I had an ex that talked in her sleep. I'm a light sleeper so I'd wake up at random times with her going on about random things, it was actually pretty funny at times listening to her go about dream adventures.

 

same i'm like

 

That song is a treasure of the 00's.

 

For real tho, it's really not that important to know who it was. Like yeah it's fun to try to figure it out but to be honest, it's not really our place to know nor should we pressure Jake to reveal who it is. If he wants to, he'll reveal it. Until then, I'll just keep to myself and not make that uncomfortable for him and whomever that other person is.

 

who eats ass tho raise ur hands

 

*raises hand*
What? Don't judge me, you all have your things that get you off.

 

i just read 14 pages, 45 posts per page and i want to cause a ruckus

 

Omg I finally caught up on the thread, went away for a few hours, and y'all are at it again!

Edit: ok caught up again I'm honestly so boring tho I have nothing to contribute so I'll just keep lurking ha

 

I have nothing to contribute to this thread except for this.

 

Like its groceries. (Jk never have but would be open to it. I'm so vanilla compared to you guys)

 

Pretty much every time I have drunk sex.

Also great title change.

#ButtPencil

 

Knew a girl who said that's pretty much a requirement. She wasn't talking about receiving tho.