(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 83

oh god

 

I know he thinks your sister is hot I thought it was rude to post too

 

no respek

 

I h8 wemen. Imma date this thread.

 

Don't judge me, you fill up at the chevron too

 

I've had so much fun just reading through this thing today.

 

going back to the Plant Parenthood / birth control conversation that happened 197 pages ago...

for some reason, no guys in my class (in HS) liked buying condoms or going to PP for stuff so i always went with the girl who needed something (or bought the condoms because i have no shame sometimes). let me tell you, PP may not judge, but when the same worker sees you walk in with three dozen different girls over the course of six months i'm sure she began to reconsider her views on such things.

 

Just caught up with this glorious thread. Thanks guys

 

Is Plant Parenthood to stop the growth of weeds?

 

I donno. But I'm pretty sure this thread proves the need for Planned Parenthood.

 

I mean, mine wasn't

 

Blink-182's song Shut Up is exactly how I feel about moving rn and I wanna blast it the day I leave haha

 

well i've only ever had sex with my wife, because i was wayyyy to self conscious/anxious to try any funny business in high school/my early college days. she's cool though, we have a lot of sex.

i'm glad i spend the last 30 minutes getting caught up with this thread, except i think i'll have a real hard time falling asleep tonight because of that disgusting image jake posted. nsfw tag or not, the damage was done the second i scrolled past.

 

all i remember seeing is someone got a pencil stuck in a butt

 

i thought all you needed was a coat hanger.

 

I have no clue how to begin this conversation with my parents

 

I am sorry

 

I mean... could it really be as difficult as your last difficult conversation?

 

I am a generous god and have changed the thread title appropriately, give me your praise.

I'm still catching up on this thread, i've been gone for the last 6 hours beating old people in a pickleball tournament

 

Insanely good point

 

maybe this thread has corrupted me but pickleball sound dirty

 

Dont think I understand the situation

 

he's trying to tell them this girl is coming over so he can get laid.

 

I was so confused when I saw WOW/MMO.