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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 78

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. alert=danger

    Eat The City. Eat It Whole. Prestigious

    This thread has just made me miss having a girlfriend to do fun sex stuff with. Single hookups just aren't the same...
     
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  2. Nick

    @fangclubb Prestigious

    Fuck I've put more work into my sims relationships than my own.
     
  3. Nick

    @fangclubb Prestigious

    Let's woo hoo
     
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  4. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    remember being a kid and making sims that are you and the person you have a crush on and making them fall in love get married have kids and die a horrible death in a kitchen fire
     
  5. Fucking Dustin

    Posters post Supporter

    It's like 50% grinding 25% PvP 20% spending time inside of a dungeon and 5% trying to get your significant other to let you play video games
     
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  6. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    This thread has just made me miss having video games to do fun sex stuff with. Single hookups just aren't the same...
     
  7. Nick

    @fangclubb Prestigious

    "being a kid"
     
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  8. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    theres some gnarly sex scenes in the witcher 3 folks
     
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  9. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    As it should be
     
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  10. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    Last time I played SIMS I just tried to knock up as many women as possible.
     
  11. The_Effort

    Regular Supporter

    Closest I've come to a threesome was Witcher 3
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    The sexiest video game I've played is Kirby
     
  13. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    same
     
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  14. Nick

    @fangclubb Prestigious

    No for real the closest I've come for a three some was I was on a first date and we went to a bar and literally within 3 minutes this guy comes up and starts chatting and after a couple minutes straight up asks if we would like one. I said no and the person I was on the date with was like "... Sure". Great first date.
     
  15. alert=danger

    Eat The City. Eat It Whole. Prestigious

    I couldn't have a threesome with another guy. I think I'd feel a bit weird.
    Two girls for me please.
     
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  16. Nick

    @fangclubb Prestigious

    I mean I'm...
     
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  17. Fucking Dustin

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    Reading that just made me laugh so hard and also hurt for you at the same time because I can't imagine how that would feel on a first date
     
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  18. Fucking Dustin

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    I am definitely not comfortable enough for a threesome yet. Maybe at some point in life but right now I don't think I'd feel comfortable enough to do it.
     
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  19. Dominick

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    The ex-fiance and I engaged in one on our second date. What I liked about her at the time was how up front she was. She said something about having performed a lot of oral sex and being at risk for throat cancer due to HPV. I knew I liked her right at that moment. I don't mean that in the sleazy way, but in the, I know I'll never have to answer questions about numbers of partners or hiding anything from her. Ah, good times.
     
  20. Laura

    Bozo did the dub Prestigious

    I've had one threesome. I went to Bourbon Street alone right after a break-up, so it was inevitable.
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I'd be worried they'd just want to be with the other person and I'd be cuckolded, I wouldn't be mad I'd get it
     
  22. sophos34

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    ill buy a body pillow thats close enough to a threesome for me
     
  23. alert=danger

    Eat The City. Eat It Whole. Prestigious

    I could never do it with someone I was in a relationship with.
     
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  24. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    i dont think id have the same outcome if i did this but dammit ill try
     
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  25. Laura

    Bozo did the dub Prestigious

    I believe in you!
     
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