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DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 318

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by iCarly Rae Jepsen, Mar 18, 2019.

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  1. littlejohn

    Prestigious Prestigious

    What we need to do is turn Florida just into a retirement state completely. Only retirees are allowed to move there and once you turn 75 you have to move to Florida. They can stay in a little red bubble for the rest of their days but everywhere else will be better off for it.
     
  2. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    We won the war. It's whatever time we say it is.
     
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  3. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    gtfo with this nonsense
     
  4. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    It's also one of the states that decides elections so I'm not sure if that's the best idea
     
  5. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    THERE ARE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL BODIES EVERYWHERE, LITTLEJOHN

    AND MANY, MANY WHO ARE NOT :crylaugh:
     
  6. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    LJ for prez 2020
     
  7. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I mean.. people go to Florida to die, right??
     
  8. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    People go everywhere to die. Just not always on purpose.
     
  9. Fucking Dustin

    So tell me something awesome Supporter

    Sorry Caylee
     
  10. littlejohn

    Prestigious Prestigious

    But lots of states are decided by the 75+ crowd that would now be forced to move to Florida.
     
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  11. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    I've seen Seinfeld too
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    It's okay why do you think we send them away
     
  13. GrantCloud

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  14. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    The amount of weird stares I am getting in this deli because I am wearing a hat that says "freedom from religion" is unsetttling to say the least

    The Catholics are restless today
     
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  15. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    I should have worked from home today.
     
  16. littlejohn

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I would turn 35 after election but before inauguration. Is that allowed?
     
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  17. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    Full of Floridians and New Yorkers!
     
  18. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I’ll allow it
     
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  19. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    Or maybe it's my button that's says "get the fuck out of my vagina" I can't tell
     
  20. littlejohn

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  21. littlejohn

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    You're gonna need tk take a poll
     
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  22. angrycandy

    I’m drama in these khaki towns Supporter

    ya know that just might be the culprit :crylaugh:
     
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  23. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    This is a very bad take. Florida is way too beautiful to be wasted on people dying. Send them all to Kansas or some shit.
     
  24. nl5011

    Trusted Supporter

    It should look like this
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  25. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I think that every day.
     
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