(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 76

You're supposed to do an enema. Honestly, the worst part about my experience is the attempt by this person to keep the encounter going. But for me, once poop arrives on the scene, it becomes less an erotic experience and more the sort of clean-up one sees in films after some semi-apocalyptic event.

 

Yeah, I'm for sure just gonna keep coming here.

 

how can you possibly think your partner would want to keep going if you just shit on them

 

Nice

 

Dom has had a hazmat suit at the ready since that one fateful night

 

dem puns

 

Multiple times?

 

I feel like if someone pooped on me during sex I wouldn't be able to have a serious conversation about anything else with them. Like "I just don't know how Senator Sanders would do as an independent candidate." "Yeah but you pooped on me a month ago."

 

Again and again and again

 

My younger brother once pooped on his girlfriend while he was passed out drunk.

I try and not let them forget it.

 

"I think we should move in together."
"Does the place have a toilet?"

 

I haven't eaten lunch yet because of keeping up with this thread

 

Sometimes things are so embarrassing you think glossing over them will make the event not have happened. It had me stunned. I basically said, "well, it's,uh, for the best. I have to be to work early in the morning anyway."

 

I've referred to it as my own personal 9-11. Poop came tumbling down and nothing was the same.

 

i had a friend tell me a girl pooped a little on him when he was eating her out...i was like WHATTTTTT. that would be enough to take me out of the game forever.

 

Hahaha, how optimistic of you

 

yeah uh i think id go celibate after that

 

Everyone raise a glass and toast to @ChaseTx's pencil and the discussion it has created

 

Ewwww....

 

Heh... I uhh... heh..

 

You...you shit on @Dominick? @St. Nate

 

I'm so happy that I have no sex stories involving poo.

 

I let a girl go down on me knowing damn well I had horrible swamp ass because back then I was always doing track/soccer/etc.

 

haha grrroossss