2019 MLB Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 985

#obligatoryopeningdayjoke

 

well the Mariners are still guaranteed to have the best record in baseball even after today so checkmate every other team

 

I totally get it. I love pro sports, but I don't have that where I live. Braves pretty much had control of the southern states fandom growing up so I've got that.

 

Where you located?

 

Kris Bryant hit an opposite field homer. Very rare and hopefully indicative of good health!!

 

think the dbacks miss goldy yet?

(not that he did anything today tho)

 

Sale is going to have a no-hitter I can already tell

Also there is a black hole at 1st base for the M's and it's going to be painful to watch all season

 

Rangers teeing off today

 

lol already got his pitch count north of 50 and 3 runs in the 2nd, WHAT DO I KNOW

 

Woo keep up the jinxing

 

Lol Angels... wtf. This is going to be a long season.

 

BERRIOS

 

*Guaranteed to have the most wins after today, not the best record (I hope you are 3-0 after today though because fuck Boston)

 

holy hell we're lighting Sale up right now damn

 

Did someone forget to tell the M's that this isn't supposed to happen?

 

I totally called 2 Tim Beckham homers off Sale lol

 

I boldly predict Sale lowers his 21.00 ERA in his next start

 

Nah, he'll get shelled again

 

Between Pensacola, FL and Mobile, AL. Closest pro sports franchise is the Saints about 2.5 hours away. I hate them.

 

geaux saints

 

Domingo Santana looking like Mike Trout in this edition of small sample size theater

 

Fun fact: Bobby Bonilla retired as a Cardinal

 

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