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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 75

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. AelNire Jun 22, 2016
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    Pornstars say for prep to do anal sex eat rice beforehand.
     
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  2. sophos34 Jun 22, 2016
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  3. Dean Jun 22, 2016
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    Speaking of Comedy Bang Bang, I kind of want to post iBrain but there really would be no coming back from that.
     
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  4. sophos34 Jun 22, 2016
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    Well I can tell you everything you need to know about the dirtier of the two
     
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  6. alert=danger Jun 22, 2016
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    For the guy or the girl?
     
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  7. The_Effort Jun 22, 2016
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    Does this work if the rice is in a burrito?
     
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  8. Fucking Dustin Jun 22, 2016
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    One of them I play as a Warrior, and the other is World Of Warcraft
     
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  9. AelNire Jun 22, 2016
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  10. colorlesscliche Jun 22, 2016
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    Why on earth would it be for the guy? Rice isn't going to make her not get poo on your pecker.
     
  11. alert=danger Jun 22, 2016
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    I wasn't being serious...
     
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  12. AelNire Jun 22, 2016
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  13. thesoftskeleton Jun 22, 2016
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    rice stop you from pooping? like when you have an upset stomach?
     
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  15. sophos34 Jun 22, 2016
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    It's ok I got it
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin Jun 22, 2016
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    I just imagined cumming white rice. Thanks for that. :crylaugh:
     
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  17. Dominick Jun 22, 2016
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    I'm sure Neil DeGrasse Tyson has something educational about both.
     
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  18. AelNire Jun 22, 2016
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    I guess. That's what the girls in the video I watched said about it.
     
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  19. sophos34 Jun 22, 2016
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    You what now
     
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  20. The_Effort Jun 22, 2016
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    I think both of us were making dumb jokes

    Mine probably not as good
     
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  21. Fucking Dustin Jun 22, 2016
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    Someone wittier than me, find a good way to address this typo. I am exhausted.
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Jun 22, 2016
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  24. AelNire Jun 22, 2016
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    Goddammit haha
     
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  25. alert=danger Jun 22, 2016
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    Next time I cook, I'm making nothing but plain white rice, and I'm going to wink throughout the entire meal...
     
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  26. Mr. Serotonin Jun 22, 2016
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    All the other threads are too serious for me to even go inside of right now
     
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  27. thesoftskeleton Jun 22, 2016
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    *eats pineapple and winks*
     
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  28. alert=danger Jun 22, 2016
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    Just stay inside here.
     
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