(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 72

i had a girl none the less try to get me and my boyfriend to join her to "swim" in which i said "we don't have swim suits" and she said "its okay you dont need them." it was just quite a drunken mess really though.

 

"If it doesn't fit, you need to spit"

This is already a swing and a miss. I can't think of a good innuendo line.

 

I'd never be tied up. My wife would go through my phone and find all my memes/how many times I've posted on this fuckin site

 

Dumb "love" feelings. That and she was my first so I was kinda hooked

 

This thread is moving at full speed ahead.

 

OKay. Yeah whatever.. I was panty gagged.

 

It has now become the sex thread.

 

Pointy

 

I'm not even going to say what I've had there. That's how bad.

 

Oh no...

 

Is it something really Irish?

 

Yeah, but did you like it?

 

"If the glove don't fit, no love you get"??

Idk I couldn't get one either

 

Yeah I'm glad we kicked it up a notch this morning. Last night was fun, so it was already all I could think about

 

It's really difficult! Johnnie Cochran is a genius

 

You could have gone with another courtroom. I find you guilty of being sexy, etc.

 

Somehow I didn't feel it and it was a laugh for both of us

 

Is your asshole gaping? How did you not feel it?

 

Did you just get up at the end and realise you had a pencil hanging out your ass?

 

I have a feeling it was just between the cheeks, but that made me fucking CRACK up

 

Nice

 

The tip was just barely in. I noticed pretty quickly though

 

Y'all are killing me. My sides hurt from laughing.

 

Was it sharper or duller when you pulled it out

 

It is hard to notice when it's just the tip...