DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 293

I had a major craving for Dunkaroos in college and no store had them. So I did the reasonable thing and bought an entire case from Amazon.

Had Dunkaroos for daysssss

 

Truthfully I can understand it because it's honestly so bad for you but don't hate on my childhood for it you know!!

 

"I just want to break up with him because that is literally psychotic shit"

@K0ta i sometimes feel like fiances thinks this about me

 

My childhood was bad enough let me LIVE with my junk food

 

bought my first box of cocoa pebbles in years yesterday and now I can definitively say:

fruity pebbles are one of the greatest cereals of all time

cocoa pebbles are trash and wish they were half as good as cocoa krispies

thank you for your time

 

My mom would let my step brother and I have Chocolate cake for breakfast Saturday mornings if we wanted to.

"Its got milk and eggs in it" mom would say as she shrugged

 

The only good thing about adulthood is how you can just buy junk food

 

My grandma always had the freezer stocked with these

 

I think i have 4 different kinds of fucking Oreos in my pantry.

 

This is true except I can't do it without feeling guilty, whereas in my youth I could eat all day and not gain any weight. Now I'm like do I REALLY need doritos...? Growing up is a curse.

 

I never eat Doritos

I mean they're good but ehh

 

I feel awful about 10 minutes after I eat junk food now though, barely worth it

 

I didn't like Gushers but I sure as hell liked Pop Tarts

I rarely buy any of that stuff now though

 

In a bowl with milk?

 

What a take

 

I also liked mixing peanut butter and honey in a bowl, putting some of it on a sandwich but more importantly eating the rest with a spoon

 

chips are just kind of a filler that never quite fills me up so what's the point

I eat them sometimes but I mostly just try to avoid them

 

in a toilet bowl?

 

it's the truth tho

 

Yeah Doritos are kinda wack, I prefer potato chips

 

They have these now and they are so good.

 

Ive been using those parmesan crisp things as chips with salsa or guac

 

You've obviously never had the spicy sweet chili doritos