DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 284

Birds could be robots sent from Hell.

 

the bords is my favorite Hitchcock film. but to answer your questions: no and no. I'm still not convinced they're sentient beings

 

Their annoyance is a cover up for a secret Russian intelligence operation

 

Wot if turkey no exist

 

no way to know for sure

 

Perfect world? More likely. Then again, probably not.

 

Live look outside me window

 

Would you ever trust a bird with your life? I certainly wouldn’t.

 

nature is so beautiful. what a majestic bird

 

Bird commits robbery

 

we have a long history of eating birds so we must never trust them

they're planning something

 

Fact: birds float on water.

Witchcraft?

 

Yo fuck birds! They ate almost all my blueberries last year and yes I'm still mad about it. Now I have to buy nets for this year

 

yes. burn the witch and do it on the grill

 

this is getting grim but I'm cool with it

 

If birds were sentient beings, then how come chickens can still run around with they head cut off?

 

Excellent point.

 

Also crows freak me out. They're too scary looking and smart

 

crows, vultures, hawks, buzzards, ravens

fuck all that

 

Just remember Zazu failed to properly watch over Simba and Nala, thus setting in motion events leading to the infamous wildebeest stampede where Mufasa lost his life and Scar became king.

 

wtf is this

 

Yeah I have a master's in Bird Law

 

this bird gonna betray this little innocent boy so hard one day

 

I'm worried about @oldjersey.
Havent heard from him since he tried to register for that deals site and there was a math problem involved.

 

I am really over my internal clock waking me up at 5:30am every fucking day of the week. Can you let me sleep to my alarm at least? And because of this, I'm usually passed out before 9:30pm.

When did I become an 80 year old woman?