DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 283

Where is this deal

 

I do

 

Why wouldn't I?

 

Go to vipon.com register and search for aukey.

@Colby Searcy i have an extra coupon code if you want but Dan has to get his own haha

 

Sent it to you.

 

IT WONT LET ME.JOIN WTF

 

Super cool people only

 

Haha there's a math problem. 4+4=8 Dan

 

I fucking love deals.

 

Sent you a code @oldjersey

 

You're far far too kind

 

My grandpa had me feed his cat this week and there was a DEAD BIRD UPSTAIRS that his cat brought in and I didn't wanna touch it so I left it for the next day cause I needed to brace myself but when I came back it was GONE. I looked for it and couldn't find it!!!

My grandpa called me today and said he came home and went downstairs and there were FEATHERS EVERYWHERE. The cat had moved the bird down there! I tried explaining it was my fault cause I'd never cleaned up the bird and the cat must've moved it, but my grandpa like didn't get what I was saying?? So now he thinks his cat is a master bird Hunter who killed two birds this week.

 

@K0ta this bar is for you. SHRED IT

 

So last night I’m on the phone with our realtor talking over final details of our new house, my girlfriend is on the phone getting the news that her 18yo sister is 5months pregnant, my girlfriends 3yo is crying on her leg, and what do I do?












Clog the toilet....




Talk about a synchronistic fuckstory. The bathroom is flooding shitwater, I’m plunging. We both are on important phone calls, kids crying.

 

please write a script and send it to Rob Schneider. you could make millions. but how does it end?

 

good morning

 

I guess it’s another day

 

I ended up switching bodies with the plunger, and you just see my body run around to public bathrooms shoving my head into toilets.

 

wow Rob is gonna love that

 

Sometimes birds are just too damn loud

 

yeah and they never really seem to stfu either

 

today in A1: bird hate

 

always flying and singing and shit

get out of here

 

Are we sure that bords are even real? Have you ever looked inside one?