(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 68

See my response to this was
"No! That's so dumb"
*she pouts*
"Well maybe... No!"

 

This thread... can't get any work done. I'm gonna have to leave. Don't have too much fun with out me.

 

I like the shower, they're willing to explore more since you're in the shower.

 

I did it in a hot tub once on a balcony over looking Loch Ness. That was pretty great.

 

Drunk sex is great, they're willing to explore more since you're both drunk.

 

Same

 

When I was traveling for work a few months ago, the hotel was so empty they gave us handicapped rooms that had huge showers with benches. That was the best shower sex ever.

 

You should yell "for the horde" as you and your friend are finishing up this weekend

 

I was in a tiny shower once and we got out and she was on the sink, and....we broke the sink. Like the whole porcelain structure fell and disconnected all the tubing/whatnot. Thank god it didn't shatter.

 

exploring is a much bigger part of your sex life than mine. I need to get some spelunking lessons and start exploring

 

Get your Scuba gear on, and off you go.

 

I've pulled out every time and never gotten anyone pregnant. Then again...

 

I love this post

 

i play alliance

 

We all have our flaws

jk alliance is cool and I don't know shit about WoW

 

they have better capital cities

 

Going to throw my hat into the ring to say that drunk sex is great with regular partner and pretty shitty with someone you don't know. That's my experience anyway.

There have been a couple of occasions where I've come home wasted with a girl and been left wondering: "What the fuck are you doing to it?!"

 

It would be the most Chorus thing ever if the Dating/Relationships thread ended up becoming the WoW thread

 

it would be my greatest work of art yet

 

I would totally appreciate this if it were me haha

 

One time I had sex with my girlfriend right after Yeezus came out so I still wanted to listen to Yeezus and while we were having sex it got to the part where Kanye goes "Then she came like A-A-A-A-AHHHHHH" and we both burst out laughing so hard we had to stop.

 

You know what? Never had drunk sex.

Also looking back... I think I may have been on a date, but just didn't know it. At least I think it wasn't. Maybe she thought it was supposed to be one? I don't think so that it was. But I think all my fam thought I was. Hmmmm...

 

That's my last sex story anything else I post will be about MMOs now

 

thought this story would end way differently. (i thought you were both gonna orgasm at that part. i know i would)

 

I wish that'd be perfect