DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 255

What is it

 

I hate communal seating. If i want that, i’ll just sit at the bar. Privacy and distance from others should always be somewhat of an option at a nice restaurant.

 

I just went to take my glasses off and then realized I’m not wearing them

 

and that, kids, is how you know you’re high af

 

My dog is taking up way too much space on the bed. Rudeness never stops with this one. I don’t know how i am still posting.

 

Every word i type is filled with suspense as the screen could go black at any moment

 

Fucking prick

 

good dog

 

FIXED

MLB.tv subscription.

 

This is absurd

 

Definitely not supporting that

 

If i stop posting, you’ll know what happened to me

 

This is the phone equivalent of thelma and louise but I’m doing it myself

 

I never thought the best sentence I ever read would make no sense to me but here we are

 

Just let me have it and I'll find a worthy recipient.

 

Ken, you can move your dog, ya know

 

No

 

I only have 3 spare accounts to give to people and there's more people who want one. Larry and Ken already called 2 of them.

 

That’s tough

 

I kind of want my phone to die at this point. It’s pushing boundaries i didn’t know existed

 

Larry?!?!

 

One time my work phone stayed on 1% for like half an hour it was wild.

 

He came back just for me.

 

I should write an email to the guinness book of world records to find out the longest time a phone has lasted on 1% while shitposting

 

that bald fuck, @Larry David