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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 65

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I had to buy a Plan B pill on my 17th birthday. Like, I turned 17 as I was walking into the store at midnight and had to drop $100 on the biggest box of condoms they had and a Plan B pill. The pharmacist scared the bejesus out of me because he carded me for it and said "I'm really sorry, but you need to be 18 to buy Plan B. I thought I was totally fucked, but he chased me down as I was leaving the store and said "wait, I looked it up and you only have to be 17".

    I don't know if he lied because he felt bad and sold it to me anyway, or if the law is actually 17. Either way, that was a hell of a birthday.
     
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  2. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I had to get plan b once and this was before you could get them in stores. The guy and I had to lie to everyone (I was in hs) and pick up supplies for the graduation party out moms were throwing together. You had to take 2 12 hours apart and he called me at like 3am to make sure I had taken it.
     
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  3. colorlesscliche

    Trusted Prestigious

    I was 15, maybe 14, towards the middle-end of freshman year.
     
  4. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    Maybe... But then they'd love St. Nate not the real Nate. But then again... which one is the real me?
     
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  5. sophos34

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  6. TheWater(s)

    Kiss The Sky Prestigious

    I was 18 and had graduated high school already. I also wasn't cool in high school whatsoever and all this charm you all witness on a day to day basis didn't find me till way later.
     
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  7. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    I actually had to but it twice, but on accident, but because she wanted to not use a condom or pull out. So Plan B was our Plan A those times

    Also apparently they can't sell it to men here
     
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  8. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Ok I went to Target and I didn't try because she didn't make any banter. Maybe tomorrow
     
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  9. thesoftskeleton

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    I think plan B you used to have to 18 but i think it changed to 17. im glad they put it on the shelves of stores now instead of having to go to the pharmacy but also kinda negates it because they have it locked up and you have to ask someone to open it for you. also if anyone is in a sticky situation regarding it, you can find coupon codes online for it. just some good knowledge to know just in case.
     
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  10. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    I had to buy plan b once and it was cause I was high af so it was my bad completely.

    Edit: also they said they needed her ID or something but she forgot her wallet but they took pity on us anyway and sold it to us.
     
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  11. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Hahah, damn. Thank god for birth control.

    Also, that girl is gonna be like "This guy really loves Target" if you don't ask her soon
     
  12. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    3
    Hahaha, were you just like, in the zone and forgot? :crylaugh:
     
  13. The_Effort

    Regular Supporter

    I had to buy plan B in high school once even though we did use a condom. it was just that particular girls first time and she was terrified of pregnancy so she insisted we buy it beforehand so she wouldn't have to worry.
     
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  14. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    For real. Sad state of affairs on my part

    Also it's weird as a single parent trying to find people to date. Do you state it up front, like "Hi I'm Chase and I have a six year old, so lunch Saturday?"
     
  15. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    Ummmm honestly don't remember cause I was high af. Think I was like, uh oh... I think I.... That looks like... Uh oh...
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    The time I had to buy Plan B was because the condom broke and I didn't realize. I should've known when it magically just started feeling better than ever.
     
  17. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    If I were you I'd use my daughter to go up to random women saying "mommy! Mommy!" In which you come in like, "sweetie I told you mom past away in Iraq! Don't bother the pretty lady."
     
  18. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Prolly bring it up casually on the first date.
     
  19. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Hahaha. High sex is great. Sometimes it seems like a borderline dream at times. The hardest part is initiating when super baked, haha.
     
  20. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Our condom broke. I got on birth control afterwards for "acne" bc I didn't want my mom to know I was using it as a contraceptive.
     
  21. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    That's my plan but it's likely to ensure no second date, depending on the person
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Maybe, with that fucking attitude! :crylaugh:

    She could be cool as fuck and have no problem with it.
     
  23. thesoftskeleton

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    Yeah I've had the condom breaking thing too and i dont trust them at all anymore myself.
     
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  24. I don't ask guys out because they don't ask me out so I know I'll get rejected.
     
  25. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Me neither, that's why I just had to give up on them. :crylaugh:
     
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