(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 64

ouch. you don't have to share everything man!

 

Those 2 guys I asked out went on dates with me but then once we had sex they bounced lol

 

Every girlfriend I've ever had did honestly haha. The time I asked a girl out ended up being one date and that's it. So what I've learned is any effort from me ruins everything

 

I read bounced as bounce house

 

The only girl who asked me out was the longest relationship I've had. Lasted 4 years up until that fateful handy at Gameworks (really though we split when I moved across the country)

 

Oh yes, a dressing room in a clothing store is another place I've gotten a little

Man it sucks that these are all with the same girl, and that it is a girl I do not like but am going to have to deal with for twelve more years

 

The only notable places I've had sex is at a park and at American Airlines Center.

 

This will now be a thing I say

 

I h8 u.

I put in no effort all the time and I get no reward! What is this garbage!?

 

all mine are the same girl, i have only had sex with one girl

 

you freaks! Or am I just lame? My couch...my bed...

 

I'm at three (not counting hand and mouth stuff) and two of those were one offs

 

this thread has turned into the real life version of the movie Caligula.

i only feel comfortable nude / bare cheeked in the shower, and even then, like only 25% of the time.

 

I was very promiscuous in college so my # has to be bad.

 

I've been asked out more times than I've attempted to ask someone out. But, that is more of a function of my politics (not wanting to make anyone feel pressured) than anything else. I am also not one to lean in for the kiss or that sort of thing.

 

I h8 u 2

 

DUDE. That is ballsy.

 

I harbour a secret resentment for anyone who had sex in high school. Not really, but

I felt like I was really late at almost 20

 

Yup same

 

What does that say? It won't let me view it

 

I didn't have sex until college either. The very first week of college, but still.

 

i was just a few months into 19 but still i felt late too

 

He said he was going to play wow and that all his sex stories are about the same girl and she said it will stay that way if you're playing wow when she's there lol

 

Maybe you need to casually link them to your witty posts on a pop punk website.

 

Bahahahahah